Your statement is tacit acceptance of rape culture.

Holy fuck balls your dream is now my dream that would be AMAZING.

I woke up this morning and told myself today I would believe that people are generally good and not total fucking idiots. Then I read that review by Jim S. and all my hopes are crushed. If he is representative of more than 5% of humanity then we as a species are rightly fucked.

You know what's tacky? This Agent 99-esque hair helmet.

Did you meet him at like a conference or just in general? I have a friend that ran into him at a Home Depot once and said he was a really cool dude.

CLEARLY YOU HAVE NEVER MET MY FRIEND NORMAN.

He had a well known stand-up career long before his show.

This response is brilliance.

I grew up in Illinois and this was the only election result that I found truly shocking.

I do. Just in my head we were besties always analyzing fashion in all caps so I called her Dodie out of affection.

"Nature" isn't an entity with feelings either way.

More like symbiosis.

Dodie was one of the best.

Exactly.

Fortunately my SO feels the same way I do about her, but so long as she's married to my father in law we can only stand back and laugh. Or cry. Either or in shame.

I KNOW.

No, step mother-in-laws are.

I wish I could.

Yeah she kept the receipts for the candy bags and everything. I am not one to blow money, but seriously if I had leftovers from Halloween I wouldn't go asking Krogers for my 3.50 back, I'd just eat the damn candy.

IT MEANS NON-WHITES. THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. YOU KNOW IT.