I am embarrassed to be a white person.

I remember it well from when I lived in NYC. So...much...vomit...

goldilocks and goldifrocks.

My dad is 5'4" and doesn't believe in beards.

Nope, nothing like my dad.

I am a lady and I challenge anyone to out-binge watch me.

There are plenty of men who get overly offended when not greeted in the morning. There are plenty of men who are annoying, slightly codependent oversharers. It's not gender specific.

I had one installed removed and went on the pill all in the same year and it didn't cost me a dime!

I had horrible awful problems with my Skyla, including the fact that it stabbed my husband. After the doctor who installed it refused to take it out and told me to "give it at least six months" even though I had it already for four months of the same fucking symptoms (of course there was also the constant cramps,…

My daycare has social events for families and you would think that it was a middle school dance for socially awkward nerds. The kids sometimes romp around together but normally the parents stand isolated by themselves and making small talk is really, really hard.

I have a recycling bin in my apartment. It is blue with a bright white international symbol for recycling on its side. It has a blue bag and is usually full of recyclables. We had some high school friends of my husband's over for dinner who have a kid less than a year older than our kid. I get that people aren't…

I like the Pixies too, and cry-it-out has always been just too fucking difficult for me. I have tried, in vain, because of my own wishy-washiness and can't bring myself to do it. I don't judge moms who do, I just figure they aren't wusses like me.

Your statement is tacit acceptance of rape culture.

Holy fuck balls your dream is now my dream that would be AMAZING.

I woke up this morning and told myself today I would believe that people are generally good and not total fucking idiots. Then I read that review by Jim S. and all my hopes are crushed. If he is representative of more than 5% of humanity then we as a species are rightly fucked.

You know what's tacky? This Agent 99-esque hair helmet.

Did you meet him at like a conference or just in general? I have a friend that ran into him at a Home Depot once and said he was a really cool dude.

CLEARLY YOU HAVE NEVER MET MY FRIEND NORMAN.

He had a well known stand-up career long before his show.

This response is brilliance.