I grew up in Illinois and this was the only election result that I found truly shocking.

I do. Just in my head we were besties always analyzing fashion in all caps so I called her Dodie out of affection.

"Nature" isn't an entity with feelings either way.

More like symbiosis.

Dodie was one of the best.

Exactly.

Fortunately my SO feels the same way I do about her, but so long as she's married to my father in law we can only stand back and laugh. Or cry. Either or in shame.

I KNOW.

No, step mother-in-laws are.

I wish I could.

Yeah she kept the receipts for the candy bags and everything. I am not one to blow money, but seriously if I had leftovers from Halloween I wouldn't go asking Krogers for my 3.50 back, I'd just eat the damn candy.

IT MEANS NON-WHITES. THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. YOU KNOW IT.

I wish they'd follow me too. The grays are the pits. Also, every grocery store/big box store has huge bags of candy on huge markdowns right now! I bought some for my coworkers, it's not that expensive or difficult! The lady sucks.

I lived in an unincorporated neighborhood without street lights. When I was a small child, it wasn't a big deal, but as time went on the city I lived in for whatever reason would strongly suggest kids not trick-or-treat in unlighted neighborhoods. So when we were older if I was going out with pals I'd go to their…

THIS IS MY FUCKING STEP MOTHER IN LAW.

Egg salad is pretty terrible.

Thanks for putting "Pro-Life" in quotes as it should be. That movement has nothing to do with life, or being pro anything. They are anti-woman, anti-minority, and anti-choice.

Being a Republican is a huge fucking dealbreaker. You know I'm right Tracy, c'mon.

I hate to say this but I can relate. Living my life as a fat woman from pre-teens to my mid-twenties I felt like I had to do something and the treatment I get from others since I've lost 70 pounds compared to what it used to be is night and day, even from close family members. Part of my inspiration was to get…

Chicago style? Vote early and often?