Goddammit.

I like one-piece swimsuits, but this one is an abomination.

Naw, man. This shit is just bad.

well you are free to enjoy your wedgies and camel toes all you want.

Feel free to disagree with me. Here’s my take. Choosing chastity as a woman isn’t feminism. Choosing chastity as a woman and having the right to not be judged as less or more of a human being because of it is feminism.

This giraffe knows the secrets

They hide their secrets in their necks. That’s why they’re so big.

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

Side boob? This thing would give me side vag! Even when I was a younger and thinner, at the height of Baywatch popularity, this style of suit did nothing to make my legs look longer...it just made me stress about my pubes.

Even if I wasn’t too lazy (which I totally am), all I can think about is the overall potential for disaster. How does it even stay in place? Like if I got hit by a rogue wave, would labia pop out?

lol! like a reverse of when a baby shits itself and poo goes all the way up the back.

same. same. same. same.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Yeah, if Borat would wear it, no one else should.

goddamn that looks like it hurts. kkw posted a pic of herself in some metallic thing that was similar. i winced just looking at it:

Yabbut with one fell swoop you can get a yeast infection and cut off all circulation to your crotch!

Far too lazy to make that bathing suit look good.

There's nothing irrational about a fear of heights. Being super high up is dangerous, pretty much every time. That's why even the most benign but tall Ferris Wheel is scary / thrilling.