and I assume, most likely, razor burn.

IMMA LET U FINISH GABRIELLE - BUT

ouch my eyes and my brain.

too many razors. boy shorts 4eva!

Trolling Grade: C-

There is probably something else going on that is causing him personal problems. Honestly, for the reasons you listed, I would never bring my three year old to work, but my coworkers are probably not as patient as you and would have him barbecued by 10.

It sounds like you and your colleague should have banded together and demanded better treatment from your employer.

How about they just ban Pat McCrory from using public restrooms?

That’s awesome, I hope someday I work for a less hostile company.

Also: greed. Greed is one of the reasons why healthcare is so fucked up.

Actually, most of us think that everyone, regardless of children, should have retirements, affordable healthcare, and more time off. Most of us look to our coworkers and colleagues for solidarity, not sour grapes that we require an extra benefit (affordable childcare).

They just don’t want you to bring your kid to work, but are worried about the ramifications of coming out and saying it without having some stupid productivity excuse.

“the rest of us” indicates that you believe there is a difference.

We’re “lucky”, we get three weeks paid-time-off, which is sick time and vacation time rolled into one.

The longer you assume there is some kind of profound divide between yourself and those who procreate, the worse things will get for everyone.

A few months back a lady brought her kid to work when the kid was out of school for teacher development or something. The following day, a company-wide e-mail was sent blaming the child for everyone getting sick and requesting that alternate arrangements be made instead of bringing your kid to work. I’d imagine most…

One solution: Universal childcare, like what they do in France.

This is why I do absolutely nothing to encourage my three year old from liking things related to the circus. Clowns are creepy as fuck.

It’s the stuff of nightmares for sure, in so many ways.

I read that article. To me, it almost seems inhumane to give birth to a fetus with Zika - they only enter a world of pain and suffering. Aborting a Zika-afflicted fetus would essentially be a mercy to everyone involved.