My two year old is WAY more behaved than Trump.

Oh you’re one of those.

You are far more likely to die from being administered general anesthesia than you are when you receive an abortion. This law is unadulterated misogyny.

True, but I would contend it’s none of my fucking business either way.

I won’t vote for Hillary Clinton. If Sanders doesn’t get the nomination, I will vote for Jill Stein.

It’s not entitlement to campaign on behalf of what you actually believe, and the longer we think that it is, the more middle of the road bullshit we will receive.

We should just start calling Graham “Senator Giggles.”

Local politics my friends, is a shitshow. I know that Trump and Cruz and the rest of the clowns parading themselves as potential nominees for President are really distracting, but if you only vote in federal elections this is what happens.

What I am talking about is called the Southern strategy, and it is a product of the GOP.

Mitt Romney lost the 2012 election because he was a bad candidate, and ran a bad campaign against a relatively good sitting president.

lol poor Mitt Romney wants so much to be on TV.

I remember seeing this for the first time and being filled with a blind rage. I thought, how could things have gotten this bad, how could we have a president THIS FUCKING TERRIBLE?

I agree with you entirely.

I perfected pizza eating around 14. I could have won a gold metal in that. I probably still could, even now, at the age of (almost) 33.

And available OTC, without a prescription.

I’m a Coke Zero gal myself, but hi5 for caffeine either way!

In my opinion, a life without pizza is not a life worth living.

Rest assured, compared to the air/non-food that this woman is eating on her “vacation” you are living a far better life - even with Panda Express leftovers!

It’s like the Blair Witch Project for millennials!

I had DEEP DISH PIZZA for dinner at my sad office desk, and am now convinced that even though I hate my fucking underpaid shit job full of a room of burping ignoramuses I AM LIVING A BETTER LIFE THAN GISELLE.