I will never understand how Don’t Trust the B- died while 2 Broke Girls lives on (ilu, Kat Dennings, but no). It’s a fucking travesty.

I MEAN COME ON

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad

No, it’s Becky.

Agreed. But if it’s any consolation, consider this bullshit song as proof that this is a stunt relationship.

Come on now, Blen. I’m all for you two banging it out in the sheets but please don’t bring instruments or the rest of us into it.

GWEN JFC

I am FINALLY watching the third part of the RHOC reunion (paused it to type this). Now that Shannon provided a handy screen shot of the infamous PET report, I can say without question that shit is totally, incontrovertibly fake. FAKE, FAKE, FAKE. Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system.

I would cry. I would cry real tears.

They need to get Allison DuBois to show up again.

Walking with my best friend and her newish boyfriend and we start discussing our friend’s new guy. I think we said he treats her nice, he has a job, and seems like a good person. Her boyfriend stops looks at us both and says, “Holy shit seriously that’s it? That’s all you want?”

Yes, Galliano. I've always loved this one too!

Karl L. : “Kim’s contribution to beauty and fashion . . . is the fact that you don’t have to be super slim and very tall to be beautiful.”

“Gwen and Blake are longtime friends who have very recently started dating,” Stefani’s spokesperson revealed.

Am I alone in thinking this is completely staged for ratings/good press/making exes jealous?

Pharrell’s, “Someone fetch my smelling salts. I do believe I have the vapors.” blinking is so killing me.

Brooks is, like, the worst grifter ever.

DAMNIT GWEN!

Girl, you are lucky that this experience is limited to your wedding preparation. I think you’re about to find this is a pretty accurate depiction of most women ages 14 to forever.

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.