For someone “fighting for his life,” Brooks looks pretty damn spry.

Good news/bad news...it ain’t close to over. HEATHER’S WORLD debuted on iTunes today with Shannon and Tamra.

So glad there is a place to discuss my theories. Brooks was ready to lie about cancer and Vicki was in on it. He even tried it out on Brianna once, and she didn’t buy it. Vicki thought Brooks’s cancer story would give her the dominant storyline in the show - everyone paying attention to her, and everyone else’s…

I will believe Brooks has cancer before I believe Vicki just had “half a bar of Xanax.”

10/10 would watch

I’m surprised she wasn’t involved with a pyramid scheme.

In my dreams she will get imprisoned, teach all the other prisoners to dance, and put on a performance the likes of which this world has never seen.

Let’s discuss the socio-economics of their fan bases.

You think they'd be crafty enough to make their own

Yeahhhhhhhh... I think I'm still going to avoid purchasing any of their products. I have indie makeup brands that I trust, & this one is just too shady & clusterfuck-y to even try.

Between this cancer stuff, Shannon and David airing all their dirty laundry, Vicki’s mom dying, Tamra’s baptism and Heather building the biggest house on the planet, the answer to that question is a resounding yes.

As a practicing oncologist, the statement “he begins by announcing that his cancer is down from ‘stage three to stage two’” is a huge red flag. Staging is done up-front at diagnosis and is never re-evaluated or changed during treatment. You can be cured or die from both stage II and III non-Hodgkins lymphoma, but your…

I acknowledge that she is an extremely talented artist and that we should strive to focus on people’s talents and skills before their appearance

NOT IN TEXAS which, as any Texan who lives west of Dallas (and most who live east of Dallas, as well) will tell you is not in the south. The south starts in Louisiana. Or east of the Trinity River. But Fort Worth and Waco and Austin and San Antonio and definitely Brownsville are not in the south.

HOW DARE YOU not refer to Nigel by his full official title NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER?

Gaga is hitting it out of the park and looks stunning and there’s ample man candy, so I’m pretty much all in at this point.

remember when the blonde one got drunk and cheated on her fiancee with a super hot italian guy

This is my reaction as well. My problem with bringing infants into the workplace is due solely to noise. Babies make noise: happy noise, upset noise, healthy baby noise. Why am I a bad feminist if I can’t concentrate around this and ask that it not be in my workspace?