Miraval! I thought the same, it has to be!

Just read your story on the 10 More... post and as an SA native that spent many a summer at Fiesta Texas, this was so fun (and creepy) to read especially since I’ve ridden the Rattler! Ahhh!

I work at a hotel in sales and omg, that room and the ones surrounding it would need to be put out of order for weeks just to get the smell out, let alone the stains and general room damage. Whyyyy

I work at a hotel near where Kenneth Copeland has his annual convention and the attendees are the worst guests ever. Cheap and rude as hell.

That entire monologue is PERFECTION. I always recite the Barbie lines when I watch it!

My hometown museum has a Wiley portrait in their permanent collection and the level of detail in person is unbelievable. It literally looks like a photograph and it’s huge. “David Lyon” is the name of the piece I’ve seen, at the San Antonio Museum of Art.

Just FYI... it’s Girl Scouts of the USA or GSUSA, not Girl Scouts of America. Signed, a former GS employee.

In that vein, for my dad’s funeral a few years ago, his Alaskan fishing buddy airmailed Alaskan salmon that he had caught and smoked himself and good lord it was delicious. One of dad’s favorite foods!

Benefits of being Orthodox Christian is that we get discounted Easter candy but it’s still ~in season~ for us (except this year, bc regular Easter and Orthodox Easter are on the same day).

::raises hand:: Considering I’ve got Liz in a caftan as my avatar, THIS IS SO ME. Liz in a caftan, on a yacht, with diamonds and champagne is like my perennial style guide/thing I aspire to be.

I missed that too! I mean, I can’t say I’m watching this with rapt attention bc I’m a millennial and I can’t put my phone or laptop down for more than 5 minutes.

Also the kid playing Link looks like Jamie Kennedy aka White Kanye from Pump Rules.

Oh I missed that one!

Yeah after this last number with Martin Short, I regret saying that.

At the beginning, there was an homage to John Waters with a store called Divine Pet Food that had a neon pink flamingo. So that was nice to see.

lol that’s what my mom keeps texting me, but then I remind her about John Travolta. I’ll take 1000 Harvey rasps over that!

My takeaway as well. I love when my favorite things collide!

Ohio has good maple syrup! My mom and sister just got back from there and visited the Amish family that bought part of the farmland we still own. They gave my sister a gallon of maple syrup they tapped. My sister was nice enough to share, so I now have a 24 oz mason jar of the stuff in my fridge. I need to make…

Yaaaassss! I was quite sad when I read that Q said it’s his least favorite movie he’s done. It’s got badass chicks and the most insane car chase ever, what’s not to love?!

My family used to own an old farmhouse in the Amish country of central Ohio (passed down through my dad’a side of the family). Even though I had grown up visiting the house, it wasn’t until my early 20's that my parents bothered to tell me that a great aunt of mine had committed suicide in the claw foot bathtub in the…