ME TOO. Her making-coffee snaps crack me up every single day and I have no idea why they are so entertaining other than it’s Retta. I even opted for hazelnut creamer this morning instead of half and half. This also includes “NO PANTS!” Anyway, she replied back to me once and it made my day.

The two girls who run ColourPop’s social media accounts already addressed this last week on Snapchat. They said the fluffier flock on the wands actually holds more product than before and is better quality (I think? I can’t remember exactly).

I turned 32 on Sunday, so how apropos. Upside is that I work for a company that is predominantly female! Downside is that it’s nonprofit and I'm not a manager, so I’m still poor.

Yes! This stuff is amazing and saved my feet a few years ago when I brought new Sperry topsiders to my trip to Greece and Italy.

When my dad and our family was stationed overseas in England from ‘85-’88, I was just a toddler and my grandma that lived in the States would record the Saturday morning cartoons for me. At the time, there wasn’t a lot of children’s programming in England so I would watch and rewatch those tapes, even for a few years…

Dark circles are genetic (I’ve got them too!) but I find that Maybelline’s Instant Age Rewind Dark Circle Eraser concealer works pretty damn well. Blends nicely and isn’t heavy. Along with regular skintone shades, they also have a Neutralizer (I have this one and layer underneath Maybelline’s Fit Me concealer) and a…

I’ve never really watched the Bachelor or Bachelorette (weird considering how much I love reality shows) but I caught last night’s ep with my mom and this scene of Chad and the sweet potato and I’m in hook, line and sinker! He is the worst and I love it.

I’ve been a lifelong fan of Phantom, thanks to my parents who just happened to be lucky enough to score preview tickets to the original London production back in the 80's when we were stationed there. Anyway, I already had the soundtrack to Love Never Dies and knew how bad it was but I just had to see it anyway!

Yes! I caught a pre-recorded showing of Love Never Dies (ALW’s Phantom of the Opera sequel) in a local movie theater a few years back. While the show was really not great (SO BAD), I was so happy just to have the opportunity to see it because I knew I would never have the chance otherwise living in San Antonio.

I’ve played with this a couple of times on my account (I guess I got in early? this has been available for at least a couple of weeks for me). Anyway, the categories are the worst. Hipster Vegan and Holy Rollers (religious, philosophical potheads) are not what 30-something, professionally employed me is looking for. I…

I saw a local theater version of Cats a few years ago and while the cast was super talented and it was well-performed, the show and music has not aged well. It’s very early 80s/disco? idk, it was weird. I got why my dad absolutely hated it though and why he and my mom wouldn’t take me once I was theater-aged (we were…

I think this episode came out sometime during my senior year of high school, but I remember Beyonce's bedroom was the literally the room of my dreams at the time!

When I took Anthropology I in college, my professor was a primatolgist and peppered her Powerpoints with pictures (alliteration!) of various chimps, monkeys and primates. The screen in the teaching theater was huge and that’s where my fear of them came from, because there’s nothing like a gigantic image of a screaming…

I’m completely biased as I have devoured everything Capote has ever written or was written about him, but In Cold Blood is amazing. One of just a few books I’ve re-read multiple times over the years and my favorite out of his oeuvre. I suggest reading ICB and then watching the movies Capote and Infamous. Both do a…

I’m 31 and single. If I didn’t plan my own birthday parties, I would have no birthday parties. ET is lame.

I found out Eliotte Nicole and I have six friends in common according to Facebook (we graduated from the same high school, though I think she was 2 or 3 years behind me) so I got really excited realizing I’m only a couple degrees away from Taylor and everyone she knows! Taylor > Kanye > Anna Wintour yaaasss

He has his own line of cosmetics now, launched about a year or so ago. Until then, I hadn’t heard his name since about 2006 on Myspace.

I have that Tony Moly mask bundle saved on my Amazon wishlist after discovering them a couple weeks ago. It’s a great deal because at Ulta those masks are like $3 or $4 each (well, all the Tony Moly is overpriced there).

Class of ‘02 and turning 32 in June, can confirm.

Me three! Like, what the hell? I’ve tried all sorts of different openings (generic, pulling something from their profile, flirty, etc) and nothing. It’s so frustrating, especially on Bumble!