Zlatan Ibrahimovish

Hey, not trying to be a dick, but I think you meant “aesthetic”. Ascetic is a different word entirely. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone mix the two up, the most memorable having been someone talking about changes in animation for Ash Ketchum. Ascetic is the last word I’d use to describe Ash.

Yeah guy who has never commented before! I am sure your first take on this brand new account is legit and honest!

For the Raptors, it’s a great gamble. You’re probably staring down the barrel of a rebuild soon, anyway. Why not say fuck it and try to make the Finals? You’re probably not beating the Warriors, but making the Finals would be, hands down, the best moment of the franchise’s history. Kawhi won’t re-sign, but you have a…

He's known to be one of the nicest pro players. I really think he's just a fan of the game and he can't do the floss to save his life. 

But can she bowl her age like me? I bet not.

I think Bartolo finally has a worthy rival for the title of True GOAT.  

Affirmed.

Underappreciated comment.

This is the same thing I said about Barbaro and you remember how that turned out.

Isn’t that a conflict-of-interest considering he already owns the Bears?

As someone who never posts and will remain in the greys, Tim was by far the best person ever to work for this site. I really hate that it has to end this way. Best of luck in the future.

Nextim is an over-the-counter diet product that has yet to be approved by the FDA. 

Director of Internet Content for Sinclair Broadcasting.

Would’ve been even better - literally, more people would be alive today - if Roberts hadn’t decided to save Obamacare by rewriting parts of it on the fly, what with all his experience as a legislator, thus allowing states with shitstains for governors to refuse the Medicaid expansion.

And being thrown under a bus is their version of lower and middle class economic reform.

Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.

2. Getting Hit by a Car.