Never heard that one before, did you come up with it yourself?

So, y’all running an ad for an incredibly sketchy website that has no social presence where the only writer there has an SEO grift he’s selling elsewhere? Everything ok, lifehacker?

this assumes the critic works for the developer, which isn’t the case.

I’ve come around to the idea Remedy doesn’t want to people to finish the game because the ending is so throughly underwhelming it makes Lost look like The Usual Suspects.

Another day in Destiny, another opportunity of punishing players on the grind. No slot protection leads to 5 pieces of pinnacle gear distributed among 2 of 8 possible slots. No wonder people consistently try to game the leveling system (AFK forge farm being the latest). I hate a game that feels so good to play can be…

You don’t have to be that guy, dude.

One of the reasons I’ve enjoyed this puzzler is because you can play along. I’ve contributed a few of my symbols. It’s not a lot, but it’s been fun to participate in a way that I previously wouldn’t have (Niobe, Outbreak).  

Bears, on a Friday? Yeah, i’m down.

We’re in the endgame, now.

Ben, though never officially a deadspinner, you were such a vital part of what made this site great.

You’re with me, forever, Deadspin. <3 

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

We’re running out of places to post. By tomorrow I envision every comment section will be shut down.

Thank you GMG. We’re with you. 

Thank you to everyone at GMG. For 15 years you’ve been my home, day in and day out. Your work has always been appreciated. I root for all of you, and send my love. <3 

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

I’M OUTRAGED

OK, this is insane, even for radio standards.

Most talent can absolutely get access to station passwords for social if need be, the question being was it taped to the damn monitor or did he have to ask someone for access at some point. No matter what, if they can prove the IP addresses link up, he’s toast.

I also think…

Exactly. It’s soft language. 

I’d hate to give Tom Scocca credit for anything, but Lauren probably learned a new word when this was written on the last day of gawker.com (and five months before she published her article)