McCain dashing their hopes just like my namesake

Kayfabe at its finest.

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.

I’m really reluctant to give McCain too much credit, but this is a thing of beauty.

This is his 9th story on this. Billy is the guy who still keeps a picture of her by his bed 6 months after they broke up.

I thought you were gonna say Billy for a moment there

Me, reading that last paragraph:

I even get that Gold Cup doesn’t mean much, but Billy’s constant pretentious cynicism is fucking worn out. Cool, you like other sports more and think the USMNT and MLS are garbage. You’ve told us this in every article for at least 3 years. Get a new schtick or let someone else write.

Another talented and creative artist succumbs to the Hell Hound on his trail.

A party of one is still a party...

Try making a Facebook event.

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

Hey it’s Paisan Mike Tirico!

They tried.

I just started, and this explains the always cool response I get: a smoldering bouldering cold shouldering.

it’s far from being about the consumer. This is 100% an advertiser pitch. Un-skippable ads at the beginning of videos are are guaranteed to get viewed on some level—much more than a banner ad that can be skimmed past or blocked with an ad blocker. Also, all-video translates super well to Facebook, which is, itself,…

If I’m circling LaGuardia.....

Miles Morales would have required a THIRD origin story retelling in 15 years for one of the super heroes who is most filmed and a large part of the super hero zeitgeist that has created the current super hero cinematic multi-verse.

You can’t work for a guy named Shanks and have any perceptible feeling of job security. Same goes for anyone working for ESPN President Bill Turnsonyou and CNN Head of Infotainment Murray Trapdoor.