In Overwatch a “tank” is a protective, frontline character soaking up lots of damage and the “support” keeps everyone’s health bar full. With a little bit of imagination those roles can be loaded with plenty of kinky symbolism.

Professor Palm?

Excellent list. As obvious a choice as it is, Cowboy Bebop deserves a spot. As exemplified by Adult Swim running it almost constantly for over 15 years.

It’s totally ridiculous. The game remains an unoptimized mess and hasn’t seen an official release, how do they think it’s appropriate to be release DLC?

Mei is thicc. We love it.

Aww. Sad that the judge didn’t just tell Lindsay that she is NOT Kate Upton

I tuned into the stream late, so I missed this reveal, but yes!! I have every Picross title, including all the “e” ones on the 3DS. I loooooooove Picross.

I remember seeing the trailer for Chrono Cross on gamespot tv (yeah, there was a TV show hosted by Adam Sessler in a huge arcade). It was the music that instantly grabbed me. This would have been in roughly july of 2000 and I was 16. I did a lot of farm work back then and saved every penny I could to not only order…

You have spoken heresy. I will prepare your pyre—I expect you to mount up like an adult and take your burning properly.

Right? It’s one of the best trailers I’ve ever seen, and it’s all a lie.

1. I don’t remember clicking Deadspin! Which I only read for terrible soccer coverage.

Which one is Sombra? Is it the bird?

People still play Destiny??

Here’s the thing: All The Bravest isn’t really a game. It’s just an app that asks you to tap the screen and give it money. So yeah, The After Years qualifies as the worst Final Fantasy game.

This is extremely endearing and I love it.

Dragonball is essentially doing a WoW at this point. Just increasing the level cap with everything expansion.

Wow, so you’re telling me that the plot did not advance in a meaningful way in a series with over 900 episodes of filler, where the main character has been 10 years old for nearly 20 years?

On time, just like a dealer looking for a new customer.

Have you played Suikoden? Or Trails in the Sky?

Here it is. He sent this, and another one, which was signed by everyone on the 22Cans team.