Correia’s whole act was weird, like she was playing the role of a movie villain. Very odd performance.

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or get knocked out by Ronda Rousey in 5 seconds?

Stayed up for the fight, ended up watching a rerun of Gone In 60 Seconds.

Talk shit, get hit.

Surprise, surprise... America proving once again that it’s not ready to be counted among the more civilised countries of the world.

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

I don’t think we need to go with fixed cities, but there’s also no need for everything to be built new for the Olympics every time. There are only a facilities (velodrome for Summer, bobsled/luge/skeleton run for Winter) that a major city (with a nearby ski resort for Winter) aren’t likely to have. It’s totally…

90% eating competitions and the other 10% being a tractor-pull, right?

with blackjack and hookers?

The Olympics themselves is not a joke. The OIC is.

Am I the only one who thinks that the Olympics has become a joke?

Someone had to do it.

Aaaaaaawwwwww... Horses are awesome.

I say this all the time and no one gets it. Everyone thinks I’m a freak.

Oh, this is a story about the counselor side. I was working as a junior counselor at this camp I had been going to since I was a kid, and I just adored it. One of the great things about it is that camp director always hired excellent staff who were kind, supportive, and just loved the kids. We were also linked to the…

Honest to gosh, cross my heart this is true.

It’s the plot to The Parent Trap! Sorry, just being a brat and making jokes.

This one time, at band camp, a dude had sexual relations with his trumpet.

Discovered that a fellow camper was my long-lost twin sister.