By the time they get there—Haden likely wouldn’t have been part of the plan anyway.

Can’t they make Mexico pay for it?

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

Are you flirting with me? ;)

None of the other teams in their division consider them a rival because they mostly just feel bad for them.

Brandon Sanderson clears his throat, drops his latest brick of a novel on the table, and offers to finish off the series for him.

See, I have a different perspective on centrists: they start from a point of centrism. Later, after having researched a given position, and looking at something from all angles, they determine what their viewpoint is.

You know, there are a lot of ...let’s say questionable/controversial...Marchman takes out there, but deriding a Dollar Dog Night is a bridge too far.

We could explain this to you, but it will require a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician…

I was going to go to the movies this afternoon, but there’s nothing out there as dramatic as the responses to this take are going to be.

Great, now it’s going to mess with the MLS season.

Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

Now Volunteers make over a million a year? Charity begins at home my ass.

You know he’s terrible since he ceded the moral high ground to Penn State.

I was mad that you didn’t celebrate my seventh work anniversary. Thanks a lot.

This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

Lebron is really the MVP every year.

100%. It was nearly 6 hours long. Not a ton of down time somehow, but I am certain they will revise their run of show after yesterday.