Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

$1000/day Faberge egg habit, obviously.

As a fellow stockholder in the Packers, I approve of this message.

This is a great story!

A gold star to any team that does Who, What, I don’t know, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, and I Don’t Care.

Even one is too many, and it’s been more than one.

I have Asperger’s and poor social skills,

You should definitely tell that to Steve Kerr!

Tim Howard robotically, yet awesomely mows the league like a lawn and counts every blade of grass.

In the first sentence of this article, maybe change the term “washing out” to something else...given the circumstances...

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

Since October is the tenth month of the calendar year, and a 10 looks tantalizingly similar to a skinny woman standing next to a fat chick, we are going to allow every skinny woman free entry if she brings a ticket-buying fat chick.

Wally never got into a fight with Tommy Lasorda.

“Don’t treat my daughter like a possession! Only I get to do that!” - the kind of father that wears those stupid fucking shirts

YA FARGAT PINTO BEANS

1. Mr.

Yea, why should one city catch all the breaks?

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

This may be stating the obvious, but that man plays on a team named “The Athletics”

I support this list. Plinko is the undisputed champ. Think about it: most of the other games with big prizes start by revealing the prize (“A NEW CAR!”) before the game. With Plinko, the big reveal is that you get to play Plinko.