More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Co-signed, Michael Hutchence.

* had shown up for game 1 or 2.

It’s a symptom.

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

I’m shocked a regional sport in New England breeds self-important players and a parochial sporting league that does random things to fuck over those players.

Disclosure: The author of this piece has been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox. His opinions are his own.

Second:

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian…

He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

I just read through the whole thing, so you guys don’t have to worry about combing through all one page of it. But bizarrely, this Oklahoma law also forces boosters to get written consent from the father before having an abortion.

The first four games of the Celtics-Bulls series made no sense.

I can’t wait to see what ESPN’s NHL reporters to have to say about this.

I’m from Bristol and I’ve seen Bob driving around town in his convertible while wearing a white driving scarf looking like the Red Baron. Nobody fucks with The Bob Ley, nobody.  

That’s Super Bowl-winning quarterback Trent Dilfer to you.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.