Pony Express or nothing...

Don’t waste our time here, Tim. Where’s the Haisley piece crediting this entire performance to Klinsi’s enduring genius?

Plus, they literally skate through the season!

I guess. But Villanova is the top overall seed and clearly had hopes to win it all. It’s not like they would feel any better if they had lost to Wisconsin as a 4 seed in the Sweet 16.

You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

Kyle Busch is the guy who is generally just a huge asshole, right?

Someone should leak the bracket and then someone else should provide the show with Trump’s taxes to fill their time.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Kyrie says the Earth is flat, Draymond defends him, and now Thomas says experimenting is bad. It’s pretty clear that the NBA has a problem with the scientific method.

Between the two of us we can actually sway the vote!

I think it’s dumb too, but they always distinguish between regular season records and playoff records.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

Russell allowed himself a slight smile, and chuckled slightly to himself. It took a long night going through the darker alleys of the French Quarter during the All Star Break to find what some said was only an urban myth.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Gonorrhea.

Can any of them play offensive line

1. I would totally go to both Wyoming and Iceland.

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?