That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

“Pardon me?”

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

Somewhere, Carl Everett is smiling, believing he’s found a kindred spirit in the sports world. However, Irving does believe that dinosaurs are real, having played against Chris Bosh.

I’m listening....

It always amuses me, as an American, to see teams in the EPL and the Championship sponsored by 888BET and the like.

But he’s the most harmless thing. Something Fab loved from his childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy him.

Quimby: Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns...

Somewhere Rob Deer is pondering why the Brewers let him walk. Just kidding, Rob Deer never knew what a walk was.

Porn

There’s a sticker on the dash warning you not to floor it.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Moving to...

This, however is Normal:

I was totally onboard with the sarcasm until you brought up the legitimate cause of Buffalo Wing spicification

Dirk Nowitzki said he tried to vote but they didn’t let him, then some short people WERE allowed to vote. Sad!

Sounds like somebody doesn’t know what a false equivalence is. All I said is that there are more Trump voters in New England than there are in Georgia, so if you’re trying to rationalize this from a political perspective of wanting to punish Trump and Trump voters, the New England team is (yes, somewhat ironically)…

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…