When I was a wee lad in the early 80s (and the vaccine did not yet exist), I contracted encephalitis as a consequence of the chicken pox. I was hospitalized for almost two weeks, including some time spent in a pediatric icu. I could just have easily died.

Ugh, I am so close to being a Cool-Ass White Person. I’m just so sick of Aerosmith.

What about mid-major teams like UNCG? Don’t they deserve to be in the field of 64 instead of cast down to the NIT so that a mediocre St. Johns can lose by 30?

“People in the comments are going to get mad at me for doing another blog about Beto O’Rourke being a weirdo”

So bitter about UNCG right now, I’m probably going to boycott the tourney

If I can pull away from World of Warcraft, I picked up Kingdom Hearts 358/2 for the DS to play.

On the plus side, trans people won’t have their blood used to grease the gears of the military-industrial complex. They should be allowed to serve, but considering the boneheads in charge, they’re likely better off.

Avenatti hasn’t lost his license yet?

If you wanted the home crowd to provide more energy, maybe not abandon your loyal fans to move across the bay?

Counterpoint: there were some funny Joe Biden memes in 2016/early 2017, those clearly are more important.

I honestly don’t understand why anyone goes to Barstool. Then again, I am married.

I think you’re being unfair, Libby. It could easily be both.

What are the odds he actually shit his pants? It has to be high, right?

The real question is: how likely are we to see the video evidence of the crime?

Serious question: should we legalize hand jobs? It seems to me that Happy Endings and the like are the marijuana of the illegal sex world. If it’s not a crime, there’s no reason to sex traffic masseuses. Unless there’s some sort of evidence that hand jobs lead to bigger sex crimes, it seems to me there’s a lot of…

I was happier when I didn’t know how many evil or incompetent people there were in the US.

As a Carolina resident I’m hopeful this means we’ll get a Carolina team next year - presuming the league is still around.

I’m a (Trump-hating) Republican. If Clinton did something wrong, he should be tried in a court of law. But he was not running for President in 2016. What he did has no more bearing on Hillary than what Melania did has on Trump.

Bill wasn’t running for President

“Look, when you’re in a bathroom with an NFL QB, you’re not going to say No — because of the implication.”