Who do we need to blackmail to get AOC to be the moderator?

It’s a regular idiots’ row tonight.

While it’s tempting to say “it’s hard to imagine someone being that stupid”, we all know that’s not true with this gang of idiots. He had to be expecting a pardon, right?

Lactose Intolerants Unite!

Fun fact: Packers-style ownership is banned in the NFL, with Green Bay grandfathered in. So for the near future there will only be one AOC-approved NFL team.

What’s the over/under on abortions Trump has paid women to have? 7?

I can’t believe he’s discounting the 2040-2045 Highland Mustangs so readily; 4 of 5 is just insane in a 48-team league.

As a Packers owner, I’d like to thank Irsay for recognizing the Lombardi teams as the G.O.A.T. Sure, it wasn’t completely in the Super Bowl era, but it crossed into it enough that they named the effing trophy after Saint Vince.

I’m ok with his idiot followers dismissing healthy and sensible lifestyle choices.

As a Hornets fan I am so dismayed they did zip at the deadline. I’m not saying they should’ve mortgaged their future for Gasol, but they need to find someone - anyone! - to pair with Kemba and make some noise.

You forgot to end with “thank you for attending my TED talk”

This reminds me of that classic film, “The Devil Wears Nada”

Laying the groundwork for a 2020 Blaze It campaign slogan

So ... are you related to Anthony Weiner?

“In all likelihood, every single person in the Fox News studio will suffer a debilitating bout of on-air diarrhea”

Ah yes, the excuse train from Pats fans. They won the fucking game and they still have to make excuses for their performance, because God forbid someone suggest Brady was mediocre last night.

I just keep watching this and pretending it was the real end to the season.

As a North Carolina resident I would take exception at your shot at Charlotte if it wasn’t for the fact there’s really not much else to do there but sports. They need to make a riverwalk or something.

Jesus

Didn’t Gronk say something sexist to a reporter?