Not only is the stress of the pursuit beginning to show, the prey is clearly beginning to wish for it to just be over.

Guilliani: what are you talking about?

I want my doctors to look SUPER BORING. Close cropped hair, clean and tidy clothes, no jewelry to trap bacteria...this guy does looks like he’s just leaving a strip club.

Read this Twitter...I am still laughing;

I feel nothing but disdain for him. It’s not like it hasn’t been well documented that Trump has been a con man and grifter his entire life. These suckers go willingly into his embrace then get a big surprise when it turns out they too weren’t in on the con like they thought they were. Fuck this dumb ass quack.

By this logic, no man can be criticized because it would be an attack on all men, and all the terrible things men do on a daily basis would be off-limits to call out.

This entire administration is like watching Memento: everything happens in the moment and whatever they did or said before is completely forgotten in a day.

“But because space is limited, roping off 25% of the seats for disadvantaged kids means that 25% of the current students will be forced to attend a different, likely worse performing school.

“Boss, I miss you so much. I wish I was down there with you,” the person said. “It’s really hard for me to be here.”

Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas. But while we’re in the animal kingdom, also: sing like a canary, Cohen.

YEP. These aren’t bored single guys—they’re married guys who want to control their piece on the side through currency.

“I’m not a prostitute, I’m a DISRUPTOR”

Empowerment my ass. I have no patience for this sugar daddy/baby bullshit. It’s fucking weak ass shit for people looking for a shortcut in life and wanting society to accept it as some savvy entrepreneurial move. Ha. No.

An asshole what’s brimming with lies

“Alright, Mr. Cohen. Your kilt will be ready on Thursday.”

War.

You feel bad for a Kardashian? Are you a monster?

Honestly, I don’t care as long as Tim Gunn is in it.

As Daniel Vosovic said, “it’s a motherfucking walk-off.”

I think the same thing about the festering orange pile of excrement in the White House.