“When was the last time Melania had sex with Trump?”

Is he going to stick it up his ass?

I seriously hope there’s a third season of “Documentary Now”.

I keep hearing she was ‘overwhelmed by nerves,’ etc. I think it’s more likely that she’s dealing with PTSD- puking is a common symptom especially when reliving the event. It undermines the seriousness of the situation to say she’s just got charming ‘nerves’ or ‘stage fright.’

Well, handbag design authorizer.

Thank you. Even Coco Chanel claimed that eventually you get the face you deserve.

It’s actually a flattering portrait. I’m being quite serious. The monster is both narrow and symmetrical.

It looks just like her, what’s the big deal. The truth must hurt.

Why do I have the suspicion that many of these Red-Blooded True American Patriots™ who are so deeply butthurt that Jim Carrey drew an unflattering portrait of SHS were not that long ago cheerfully posting memes that depicted Michelle Obama as an ape?

He got her cock-eyedness in there! I wouldn’t want that on my wall but if I were putting together a haunted house, it would be perfect.

I’m actually kind of blown away at how good some of those are. This one in particular really captures her screeching awfulness quite well.

Or he’s just digging for that validation as the desirable man. You’re supposed to beg to “talk” so he can passively double-down on making you feel like shit because “you’re not the one, it’s the other one over here.”

Maybe they can have ornamental bags of Valtrex as the parting gift.

Strolled, shambled, waddled, lumbered.

“Is he trained in firing a weapon?” had all the SHADE in the world behind the way that was asked. LMAO! As for Sarah, her unfortunate features along with her annoying voice just make my head hurt.

Ted should wear that wig more often.

“Is he trained in firing a weapon?” LOL.

“No! We have to go, now, and we should probably never come back.” 

Haha 6 sheets... more like 60 for me...