Genuinely though, what would be the value of survival in a world such as that?

Or, you know, just move.

Oh, that’s very different...

Mr. Holland’s Penis

Mr. Holland’s Gropus.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

She created “The View.” I’m pretty sure she has no shame.

What I got was a lot of people expressed to him that the story wasn’t funny to them, that they saw it as the assault that it was.

Doing this with the victim’s father in the room indicates a serious pathology. I hope that Spacey is really getting the mental health assistance he needs, as opposed to spending some time out of the public eye in a deceptively labeled luxury spa.

Maybe we should Crowdfund a scheme that supports anonymous Twitter employees to keep sabotaging Trump’s feed until it becomes such a headache for the company they have no choice but to shut it down entirely.

Good to know that Twitter is so secure that random employees can delete the account of the f’ing president. Can they tweet as him too? While I enjoy the thought of his account being deleted and him being impeached and thrown in prison where he belongs, I also think this is scary. Somebody tweeting as him to tank a…

Most importantly, he loses his 15% off card for Golden Corral.

And folks out there think that nothing good came out of the Third Reich.

Jesus Christ.

While your outrage is understandable, your framing is problematic - the board should care about HW’s victims NOT because the board members have wives/sisters/daughters/mother’s, but because those victims are PEOPLE. I am a person (also a wife, mother, daughter, sister, etc) but it is MY PERSONHOOD that matters, not…

Not only that, but Nirvana was not PUNK. They were Grunge. If she said she’d been into PJ Harvey and went through a punk phase I’d have an easier time believing her bullshit story (absurd hair-dye logistics aside)...

Seriously! Grunge =/= punk.

I was a little unsurprised but pleasantly satisfied with Alien Abduction 2 this time...but only for 3 things: 1. Kate McKinnon 2. Kate McKinnon 3. Cecily Strong’s utterly unbreakable composure opposite everyone else’s near-complete loss of bodily function as McKinnon simulated a rimjob on a shaking Gosling.

I agree…

I swear, I only know like one older in-love married couple. ONE.

Right like why would I choose to compromise on things I don’t have to compromise when I’m single? All of my needs can now be met either by myself (through working - food, housing, car, clothes), my various booty calls (sex), and my friends (companionship). I can do whatever the hell I want, I never have to go to…