Even the media can’t deny her poise, class and patriotism

No need to defend him—there are ~100k adjectives in English, and he’s got command of about a dozen of them, at most. Does he seriously not know the word ‘important’?! At least a third of the time he utters ‘big,’ he means some version of ‘consequential’ or ‘significant.’ I recognize his clear aversion to all words…

Nah, he smart. He got to MIA 4 hours early ‘cause the TSA muddlefuck. But he wasn’t smart enough to bring a book.

Well that’s great and all, but I’d rather have her cabinet bet 100% comprised of the best people for the respective jobs, regardless of race, sex or any other consideration.

Child-fucking isn’t a variation on a theme; it’s an entirely different theme. Preying on children isn’t a natural extension of sexual ennui any more than is fucking your neighbor’s cat.

Um, sorry but no, fucking groupies isn’t a gateway drug to being attracted to kids.

I’m not reading it. I’m not giving it any attention.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

Gyros for everyone!

You are pathetic. You are a shitty parent. You are what’s wrong with this country.

My personal revenge fantasy involves them stalling, the democrats getting the white house and either Hillary or Bern nominating Obama for the position.

I’ve got a big interview at Taco Bell coming up, so thanks for the advice.

“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.

If the exchange went as it’s listed above, Rubio destroyed him on that question just by knowing what it was and explaining it. Which is also terrifying.

Wow. I’ve seen that image hundreds of times, and I've never been able to see the old lady until right now. I feel weirdly accomplished!

25 publishers have rejected my book proposal for “Hello Fiend,” so the chances of me revealing that have been lessened significantly.

it is the saddest thing about all of this?

Michael’s alive!!!!

Can someone be placed under psychiatric observation based on a picture? Someone needs to take hold of that woman and pull her back into the firm embrace of reality.