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Oh my goodness gracious, I want to hug every single one of you guys, seriously. Some of these are really brutal, like damn, who the fuck were you dating? I have one, but it's nothing compared everyone else's.

Worst.

My apologies for being long-winded, but ...

Sorry ladies. I win this one.

I'd been with my husband for eight years - we were best friends and I loved him madly. Out of nowhere, he tells me he doesn't love me anymore. "I need to think about *myself* right now." I was devastated and definitely had not seen it coming. I tried to pick his brain and get to the root of the problem, to no

BF was getting released from hospital Friday morning and to be picked up by friend — a shady one I didn't care for very much. Hadn't heard anything by that afternoon. I rang and he said he was signing the discharge papers and would phone me once they were on the way home.

totally impressed by you, and HOLY SHIT that family. They might be poly for themselves, but as a poly person myself I'm totally gonna pull the One True Scotsman card and say - they are BAD poly people!

You were NOT in a poly relationship, you were in a cheating one. They might be open, but they KNEW your husband was

Freshman year of college my boyfriend and I lived together and my long-time best friend lived down the street. It seemed like a pretty ideal situation. Between my school schedule and work, I was gone a lot but I never suspected that anything shady might have been happening behind my back. One day I came home from

You win

You have a bulletproof soul.

Article on the front page of the local newspaper depicting my then boyfriend (who had told me he needed some space and was going to hike the Appalachian Trail by himself) with another girl with the headline, "Local Couple Leave To Hike The Appalachian Trail Together." Not sure what he thought was going to happen with

I found a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom wastebasket. Two years after my vasectomy.

"I would like to thank the universe for sending that vagina to wake me up in more ways than one."

Fucking get it gurl.

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.

I had dated a woman off and on for about 6 years after coming out in my mid 20's. She was my "first" and I had a particularly hard time letting her go. She had a fairly closed life to me and our dating consisted of the two of us (usually going nowhere) and lots of sex. After a while I'd get frustrated that we never

My bf and I had been living together for almost a year. He came home from work one night all saucy and climbed into bed ready to get down.... and when I went down, I tasted another woman on him.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5

My guess is it shows another element of cruelty. Being deaf, her sister would have already had the upper hand on a surprise attack and such.