Why did I have to scroll so far down for this gif????

There are so many reasons that I have been considering leaving Jezebel and Gawker behind. Been a huge fan of this site for over two years and never wanted to believe the negative hype but... this rape image was the straw that broke the camels back. I’m sure you’ll justify it any way you want. Or you won’t even try,…

My asshole father started swerving around and started yelling “WHO WANTS ICE CREAM!!”

My mom started menopause at 32. She went from post partum almost directly to menopause. My entire childhood, she was going through it. Early onset menopause has been a fear of mine, my. entire. life. So I feel ya.

I have never been blown away by her until hearing these isolated vocals. Just bought 25. I think I would buy an album of hers that was just isolated vocals, like holy shit.

Emancipated? Good for you!!!!! Obviously it was the right thing to do. Disgusting behavior.

Many internet hugs unto you, my dear.

Standing ovation, you win.

i’m in love.

Too fat to live is going to be the title of my fucking biography on A&E

Pops said, “Maybe if you brushed your hair, boys would finally start liking you.”

Bagel Bites over all. Amen.

I worry about that too. One of the reasons I thought it was normal was because both my father and my grandfather suffered similar symptoms when they were children as well. Knock on wood.

I was super convinced that it was normal for a while until it started happening at school and kids were like WTF?

I had unexplainable night terrors as a child. Nothing bad every happened to me but I still had them. The tiny hands thing was for sure one of the worst symptoms, besides horrible nightmares and uncontrollable sleep screaming that wakes you up. I think that’s pretty standard for panic attacks but I dunno. I’ve never…

You know you’re about to get your ass handed to you, when someone starts off a sentence with “Imagine my surprise when...”

I love you.

Came here to say the same thing. First thing they did was cancel Farscape. I was like 10 but I’m still in mourning.

Same. And that’s when they cancelled Farscape, for fuck sake!

OH SHIT. mic dropped.