THIS IS CHILDS PLAY.

you lived the dream.

you’re my best friend.

Best Story. So glad you shared.

Same Story, Minus the ROTC bit. He went ghost on me even though I had his beloved bong. Not only did I piss in it, but I had 5 other girls piss in it as well. Two of them were his exes. When he finally came back for his bong, I gave it to him in a giant zipped up back pack. When he opened it up at home, the piss went…

Winter Park has been gentrified in recent years, but there is still a HUGE population of people living down here in one room shacks. That Millers Ale House was just built within the last year, and used to be a series of really shitty dive bars that they finally knocked down. PS: I grew up in Sanford, and yes! They do…

This is right next to my house, and is probably very true. OPD are hated with a dirty passion down here, especially by the working class. SORRY DICKS. That spit is our tip to you to leave the poor and the homeless population the fuck alone.

It told me I’m 23, and I am. That is fucking creepy.

OH MY GOD

Same.

your office mate is everything lmao

I think she threw it away, honestly.

When I was 12 I found my moms vibrator and thought it was a foot massager. She walked in on me massaging my feet with her vibrator. So...

I know this is crazy but... (I’m a 23 year old girl like basically still a child almost a new born and repressed) and I saw a video of her shaking her ass in slow motion in a pool on an island and it seriously.... it is so beautiful. I feel like a creepy dude but... it is like truly a work of art. please go find it on…

Remember the 10 things I hate about you TV show on ABC family?..... I tried not to jump.

I drove 50 miles for my abortion and at the time did not have a car or a license, but ended up catching a ride with someone so this woman can eat my ass.

Come on down here and find out fer yerself! *Licks Lips* *Sharpens Knife*

I “fell in love” with sour patch kids so don’t even fucking play me bro.

Things are fine! We’re totally fine! Thanks for asking! Absolutely! One hundred percent! Not being robbed right now! Have a great night! (Help Us.)

Woah. How is that even possibly that you did that without pain killers? Did a natural pain killer ever kick in? Please tell me at some point it went numb? Please?