But! Because she said no, you found the right dress! It all worked out. Shout out to the girl in the ugly outfit standing in the light.

White shows up. Don’t listen to the lies.

Had a yoga class with all girls and one obnoxious gay guy. It was at a community college, and said gay guy went to the university next door and was in the class to finish up credits. Everyday he would not stop talking about how shitty our community college was, how much he drank the night before, how many dicks he…

I worked in the store, not as a driver, at Jimmy John for about two weeks. Both weeks, I was tipped $20 bills by two different customers that my manager refused to let me keep and pocketed. He also made me take my (ear) plugs out, which no other franchise in the Orlando area made their employees do. I texted my…

This is my all time favorite. Good job, buddy.

There was a totally insane girl that I went to middle school and high school with. She talked endlessly in class about nothing and the teacher we shared was too polite to ever stop her. But we were all collectively miserable as a class during these horrible monologues about her series of bad decisions that took her to…

no way. this is ICP? this is really ICP? im crying.

I have a best friend who would LIVE AND DIE for this comment, and unfortunately she will never see it. Christ.

Baduuuuuu <3

LOL VERY INSIGHTFUL

Consent: Permission for something to happen or agreement to do something.

But, you DO have to say yes to consent. THAT IS THE GUIDELINES OF CONSENT. I really don’t give a shit about your OPINION on CONSENT. It’s still consent. Super happy you and your husband get it on without you having to say a word. You personal anecdote does not redefine consent. THANKS THOUGH.

Just realized someone else said that shit about the lady bits. They can go home too.

The reason I popped “the fuck?” in there was to show you my total disgust and to really illustrate how stupid “It is a nice feeling having your ladybits touched by someone who loves you.” sounds. Go home.

Sex is not always a good thing? Like when it’s rape?

Do you know what consent is? If you don’t say anything, you can’t consent. You’re not consenting. You have to say YES to consent. For fuck sake.

WOW! THANKS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS INSIGHT, BURNER!

DAVOS!

That's cause you read "The Notebook" and were floored.

wow. i hope that person is no longer “with us.”