Um my grandma paid me twenty bucks to take pictures of her book store once so I think that makes me a professional, okay.

My wife & I bought season tickets instead of going on a honeymoon. That meant a lot of nights eating dinner at the stadium, and planning those meals takes a bit of time but saves a massive amount of money when you’re spending 50-some-odd nights at the stadium. Pasta & sandwiches work well, and maintaining a good…

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

That is petty and unprofessional.

Fifteen months ago I moved to a location approximately five miles from my former address. My car insurance lowered 30% due to the new zip code.

Despite evidence of studies like this, a segment of our nation will still throw a pee-pants tantrum when Michelle Obama wants kids to eat a more nutritious school lunch.

No he’s not. That’s a 20-minute video, not an advertisement, that cannot possibly fit into any time slot.

She wasn’t great at it and I think she knew it.

extended family members

I have a 4 year old daughter who alternates between being Cat Princess and wanting to be a sandwich when she grows up. I hope that I’m doing the mom thing right and she’ll eschew wedding themed Pinterest boards!

OH MY GOD ARE YOU ANOTHER PERSON WHO LOVES THESE BOOKS

what I judge these photos against:

Yeah, I mean I voted for Bernie in my primary and would happily vote for him in the general. But the absolutely frothing hatred for Hillary that a lot of hardcore Bernie supporters seem to have has really tempered my initial enthusiasm. It feels incredibly short-sighted to me, and the sexist flavor of a lot of the…

I wish them the best of luck and I hope their kids get out but... Maybe they should have been more careful before indoctrinating themselves and their children into a psychotic cult.

I understand your point...but isn’t that the point of quality journalism to cover such issues? Legitimate, serious issues are essentially being glossed over in most American media sources in favor of Bernie not being precise or Hillary’s old speech which has been covered numerous times. Meanwhile, Tony Rodham’s ties…

Yeah, the crime bill Bernie voted for because it included the Violence Against Women Act, the one he pushed hard to change because he predicted at the time it would lead to mass incarceration. That crime bill.

You should probably read what he said about the bill though, because he voted for it because expanded protections against women and because the House version also had a ban on assault weapons (but I guess that makes it harder to see him as a gun nut who is anti-women like the Clinton camp likes to portray him). In…

Really? I feel like Jezebel has a pretty strong bent towards HRC. But maybe it's just the commenters.

It’s ok I know you’re on your period, so I forgive you. Here have some green tea ice cream, the bitter flavor is perfect for bitter bitches like you.