Yep. I cried in the dressing room with my mom because I was so embarrassed by the cleavage I was about to show as a bridesmaid in my best friend’s wedding.

I know I’m super late on this article, but during my grace period last summer, I paid off quite a bit of money on my principle and it actually changed my overall monthly payment total from $152 to $121 when they started coming in in November. Best decision I’ve ever made.

Yessss jesus. The first time I heard it I automatically thought, “ANY top 40 artist could sing this song and do it justice.” It’s just so boring!

Unrelated to Colbert, but related enough: I had a dream a few nights ago that Jon Stewart scolded me, telling me that I needed to treat him as a professional and not some little crush. I’m STILL thinking about it because it was so fucking hot. I never have dreams like that and I woke up truly unaware of my…

She was the only thing about Kroll Show that I liked.

This is funny EVERY TIME I WATCH IT.

I was able to go through some of the comments and see *who* was doing the bullying... I think a lot of people attribute the BeyHive to adult men and women, but in all reality, it was KIDS doing the bullying to her daughters. It’s not making it any better, obviously, and I don’t condone bullying in any form, but I hate…

I heard that as well. Someone told me they read a blind item that he was refusing treatment due to religious beliefs as well?

I support the shit out of you for saying this.

My body is ready for this.

My boyfriend watched me eat sour cream with my fingers on day 1 of my period and just stared in horror. I screamed, “I’M JUST SO HUNGRY!” and ran into the bedroom.

DUDE. That reminds me. When I was a junior in high school, I went prom dress shopping with my mom. I was an athlete, so i had on a pretty baggy tee-shirt and my letter jacket over it. The woman running the place was asking what I was interested, then looked me up and down and goes, “You’re what, a size 12 or 14?” I…

I genuinely church giggled at my desk at work during that entire text message encounter.

NUVO is doing a great, comprehensive review of this if any of you want to keep up with the series over the next few days: http://www.nuvo.net/indianapolis/a…

FUCK INDIANA for this shit. I’m living in a nightmare state right now. Women all over the new outlets are commenting, “Sooo, if I have a miscarriage in the toilet and I flush, am I a felon?” Seriously fuck Pence. He’s been ruining lives for too long.

Just came here to say that. Listen to Rob throughout the clips in particular. I watched these on Instagram like 4 times in a row and all I could think of was the scene in The Wolf of Wall Street when Leo takes an ass load of Quaaludes and it literally slobbering all over himself. Rob can’t even form words, let alone…

Out of curiosity, could you point me in the direction of the cleanses you’ve done and enjoy? I’m interested in trying one, but the only thing I can find is that lemonade and cayenne pepper concoction that you have to drink for 10 days.

I love Levis and have 2 pairs of the same ones (blue and black), but I have no clue what style they are! I need to take a trip to the Levis outlet now :) I’ve been doing squats in the work bathroom and walking up and down the 4 flights of stairs to my floor throughout the day just to do SOMETHING other than sit.

God bless you. All of my pants are tighter fitting anyway, so when I was getting dressed yesterday morning, I thought I was going to be okay. I got to work and realized NOPE NOPE NOPE HORRIBLE MISTAKE. It was so bad.

Haha!!! No, I’m totally with you. There are a few people in my neighborhood who walk their dogs at like 6 in the morning with flashlights and reflective vests, so I’m sure they’re carrying mace as well. That’s one thing that skeeves me out as well. I like to be all Big and Bad and Tough until I go down one particular…