My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

I mean, that’s pretty much word for word what one of his top aides said when they left the campaign after it started getting too violent and hateful for her to stomach.

To this day, I am still not convinced he actually wants to be president. I think he wanted to mull around, say some outlandish ideas, get beat out by Rubio, then in his resignation speech try and point out the system is broken. That was the plan.

I consistently eat overcooked chicken because I live in fear of this.

I think you just summed up her entire wardrobe.

Leslie’s laugh when Kate said she used to be an umpire killed me.

Stigs, he already said it. It’s happening.

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

OH MY GOD SAME!! I call it being “accidentally cute”

im relatively tall and my friends are ridiculously short, i never worked through getting accustomed to heels as a teen/young adult so now I’m just useless in them. plus i like comfort.

Back in 1998 or 99 I saw this same thing happen on a much smaller scale in the Key West airport; Carson Daily and his ginormous entourage dined at the in-airport restaurant, then sauntered out without paying and headed towards the plane and then the waitress came flying out screaming and waving the unpaid bill. This…

Did they really try to make that connection? I mean Kate Middleton has a lot of other things she can rub people’s noses in, if she wanted to, for goodness sake. Also, she has always “recycled” her outfits which is something I’ve always liked and appreciated about her.

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

I must have been in the minority because I thought the first one sucked big-time. I can’t even understand why a second one was made.

Really? I’ve always had good results with Baking Soda absorbing smells and never heard otherwise, what is your proof to support your claim that it in fact does not?

You mean this d-bag copy-pastes two Instagram posts and makes more than I make in a year working full time. And all because he knocked up the least famous sister of an untalented family of professional attention seekers?

But if a woman wanted to have her tubes tied with tin two days of a pregnancy scare, we'd support her! It's his body and not my place to judge.

I don’t know. Like, she knew about it, he informed her and it is his body so it seems pretty reasonable.

Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

We age super well. There’s that. Oh, and we’re like, naturally cool and creative, as evidenced by most of American culture being based off of stuff we make up. Every type of American music style, for instance.