This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

Umm seriously... I am relieved to know I am not the only one who appreciates this. He could of made it much easier and put a wig on but nah.... He put in EFFORT. Bless the man.

I have no idea what Tom’s own orientation is, but I don’t think he’s trying to do drag here.

After an initial moment of being nonplussed, I am thoroughly charmed by this.

No, but all of my other concerns have been covered by the other commenters. I’m not trying to make a joke either, but it strikes me as odd that the child already had juice in her diet at such a young age. My mind ran with it in quite a few directions. Should’ve known better, gotta stay in a tight line over here at…

Kelly: [Dryly] I’m familiar.

It’s gauche. Not gouache.

blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran Donald Trump

Chanel isn’t sweat shops, it’s made by like middle classish people in Italy. Probably gives them arthritis, but they’re probably ok.

YOU GUYS last night I had a dream that I was at a concert and Rihanna and Orlando Bloom were there together all cozy in the second row and I was thinking how scandalous and I know this dream was a direct reference to Dirt Bag because that’s the first thing I thought when I woke up

Oh, honey, Mariah has been the shadiest bitch in all the kingdom since Xtina was prepubescent.

The first 5-10 minutes is simultaneously the most romantic and most heartbreaking moment in film. I ugly cried in the theater and was NOT prepared for it. Heed the warnings — have tissues.

Trump: The thing that gets me are the retweets.

Lena’s been vocal about wanting the “ring”.

Bring tissues.

They also buy a lot of dogs that disappear after one episode.

Just oversized white mugs. Nothing special. Kourtney is being such a bitch this season.

Khloé’s nose suddenly looks like Nicole Kidman’s, she’s really bringing the whole thin blonde thing home.

You forgot this one...

Are you part of the banking cartel? Why not advise people to pay on the principal as less principal means less interest.