I graduated from college last May and started working in an office for the first time, so this was a totally new world for me. Like I said, I played sports in high school, and then got to college and was still pretty active and maintained a healthy weight fairly easily. I feel like you see all of these bullshit…

I don’t understand it! It’s either unbutton my pants at work or start working out and STILL, I REFUSE. Thank you for the tips, I don’t know if my lack of coordination would allow for aerial stuff, but who knows until you try, right?! :)

I live in Indiana. It hasn’t been so bad this week, but last week was pretty brutal and snowy. My dog gets PISSED if I ever try to put anything on him other than his collar, so I haven’t even tried with the booties yet. We have a sliding glass door, so I’ll keep it open a little crack and watch him play in the snow…

LOL I secretly love this. I have post-it notes above the scale with my weight on them. It was kind of a reminder to only weigh myself once per week and not obsessively, but also to shame myself when I look into my closet and see my weight right there on the wall next to me.

The saddest part: we DO have a dog. He’s a little chunky (especially in the winter) but not overly overweight (the vet said so, I swear!). He’s just a tiny dog who loves lounging around with us and doesn’t beg to be walked. We play with him in the house with toys and running around from room to room consistently, but…

Looking through the website now, thanks! (also, I love that it says, regardless of the time you choose, you start TODAY)

Thank you, thank you. I have a flex schedule at work, so that is totally doable. I just need to get better about braving the cold in the winter! I actually have done a few yoga with Adrienne videos and I love her. Someone suggested her on here somewhere awhile ago and I’ve done maybe 3 or 4 of the videos and really…

No, honestly, it’s great advice. My parents would definitely be willing to help me out with gifts for birthday/christmas and I actually do have some wiggle room in my budget. I might just check it out - even if it’s for a few weeks - to get back into the hang of it and see if it helps. Thank you!

Hey Jezzies, I hope someone sees this! I know it has nothing to do with this article, but it has been on my mind and I figured an article about ass tightening cream would be better than something, say, super important/controversial?? (although this was interesting and funny)

This reminds me of a story my mom told me once... She’s a special ed teacher and during her first year teaching, she and a few other (older) women teachers thought that one of my mom’s students was pregnant. My mom took her aside and asked if it was a possibility, but the girl was adamant that the answer was no. Fast…

Makes perfect sense :) And vice versa! I like coming on here and getting opinions from real women about real things that I’m still a little too shy to talk to my mom about.

Hate 69 sober, love it shit faced. The combo of riding face/choking on dick/being drunk and wild and carefree helps me forget that my b-hole is practically touching my boo’s nostrils.

I used to watch KUWTK ALLLLL the time, then fell off. I’ve started back up in the last few weeks and the only thing I’ve noticed/kept thinking about is how fucking much salad Kim eats. That’s all I see her eat, EVER. Sure, the hair/makeup/wardrobe must be exhausting, but only lettuce everyday for your whole existence?…

le sigh... I really just wanted to talk about Beyonce and have an excuse to do so. I think she has a great pushup bra on. And I’m not totally convinced she isn’t going to drop some fucking incredible song on SB night just cuz.

Thank you, thank you! I don’t particularly care about the plastic surgery either, but I’ve been waiting for a Jez/Beyonce Super Bowl post since last night!

Hi, confused why no one is talking about Beyonce news — I’m currently in the midst of mentally preparing myself for whatever is to come from her at the Super Bowl... What do you suspect?

Dancing provocatively and rapping about drinking so much codeine that you’re literally pissing it out is a little bit different, I’d say. Idk. I get what you’re saying completely, but Future is a trap artist, not an R&B pop star. *shrugs* whatever though CiCi, you get that 15k a month.

Is this a condom or am I fucking stupid.

Spotify on my phone as an app is miserable, but when I use it on my laptop it’s much better. You can choose songs, whereas on the app, you pick a song and it plays a bunch “like” it. I don’t understand it.

Jon Stewart just has that IT factor. Not like an “it girl” in Hollywood. That undeniable draw and pull that you can’t fight. He makes you listen and helps you understand and I trust what he’s saying with everything I have. Please come back to us, Jon. We need outcries like this more often.