thank god. as a hoosier woman, this has been both ragestroke-inducing and heartbreaking.

OMG I HOPE SHE GETS PREGNANT LIKE RIGHT AWAY

ANGELA KARDASHIAN.

Naw, that was definitely her. I was cackling at her condescendingly explaining what “je ne sais quoi” meant. She’s not stupid, she’s just selfserving and hateful.

I was like “please be cream cheese, please be cream cheese” (cause somehow that’s better?) nope. mayo. fuck.

Especially since, y’know, not all of America lives in NYC or rides the subway. Contrary to what Gawker and so many other media employees may sometimes think.

But there’s no denying that had Bernie been Bernadette you’d have to get tied to a stake to feel the Bern.

I was a size 6 out of college and am now a 12-14 - every once in a while I feel nostalgic, but then I take a good look or glance at my boobs and remember how amazing they are now. Pros and cons, pros and cons...

The fact that she repeatedly refers to their son as “MY son” tells me everything I need to know about The Donald.

I’m also 6-8. The other day this old man asked me what size I was and I was like, “Uhhhh...” And before I could say I wasn’t telling him he was like, “You’re about a LARGE aren’t ya?” And I was just like “............”

Just because she’s not using academia’s definition of humanism doesn’t mean she’s wrong. One of the accepted dictionary definitions is someone with an interest in human welfare, values and dignity, and her follow-up kind of explains a little more where she’s going with it, I think.

What exactly did you want her to say? Are they not good answers? Are they not clear? Do you want her to sound like an idiot or scream fuck the police even if that’s not how she truly feels?

It’s pretty clear this was not a sit down interview and that the answers were very carefully crafted and drafted. This is the only Beyonce you will ever get again. Gone are the days of her shady looks at her groupmates during interviews and any off the cuff responses.

Does this mean we can stop talking about whether Beyoncé understands feminism or not? Like... she gets it, okay?

If celebrating my roots and culture during Black History Month made anyone uncomfortable, those feelings were there long before a video and long before me.

I would like to get the book, but I might be too squeamish. Having trouble getting through this passage.

I literally searched “jock jams” and somehow this turned up.

Plus you guys can just like...pee anywhere. Just go outside for fucks sake.
LIKE THE ANIMALS YOU ARE

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

And we are already off to a FLYING start.