just the elliptical (between 45 mins to an hour depending on how tired i am lol) bc i havent really figured out the weights and stuff yet since i started going to the gym in like jan. however my step mom is a former personal trainer and is driving up on sunday to help show me stuff lol

If you gangbang Cruz, Rubio, Carson, and Trump and they all drop out, you get your face carved in Mount Rushmore.

They sound completely high.

You know Kris went and stocked that kitchen with all of Rob’s favorite foods and now he’s out there trying to look cool and independent, pretending he doesn’t know why she would give him fancy pita.

Ugh. I hate when women fake orgasms. Communicate with your partner about how you can orgasm (or can’t), and don’t fake it if you aren’t. Faking it gives some dudes a way higher opinion of themselves as lovers than they deserve.

Just don't like him because he got to marry Kristen Bell.

Glad to see someone defending young, blond white girls!

It was a response to people claiming that he was running an openly sexist campaign, not an unbidden brag. Nobody’s looking for cookies.

What ... what’s wrong with his response, exactly?

Someone needs to sit me down and explain it to me, too. I don’t get it. I don’t think Killer Mike said anything wrong. I don’t think Bernie said anything wrong. And like, yeah he’s an old white man, and we’ve had a lot of old white men. Hillary would be different, because she’s an old white woman. Technically Bernie…

For anyone who hasn’t gotten her album, it’s so good. Needed Me is my life right now.

rip to the days when we could just bury the women and their dead babies in the well behind the convent without anyone knowing about it

Yep, another mom here who had an abortion! It’s a long complicated story, but basically I had tons of birth injuries from my first. It was emotionally and physically traumatic, and husband and I couldn’t have sex for a year and a half. By the time we could I was so stressed and worried about sex that neither of us…

I got pregnant with my son on the tail end (was spotting) of my period. My doctor didn’t believe me. I have a shorter cycle and I think sperm can live in a woman’s body for three days. I had been trying via the calendar for several months with no luck. The spontaneous sex did it. I ended up going into labor 6 days…

The trick is to never stop drinking the wine.

Number one reason to stick to pure, clean vodka.

Now if only we could get some research into curing our swampy period shits, ladies would be set AM I RIGHT?

I think 1989 was a fine album and all, but not even in the atmosphere of iconic that TPAB is. History will just look at it as yet another Grammy Album of the Year that was off the mark. Still, to this day, only one rap album has ever won album of the year - and it was OutKast’s 3rd or 4th best album, depending on who…

Can black artists just please continue to lay the politics on thick? I would just love it if every major performance post Formation is just like ‘and you thouhght Beyoncé at the Super Bowl was intense?’.

Anna Wintour looks so young.