Much like still waters run deep, so do heavily tattooed, brat-stached piss boys like Justin Bieber.

Such an unnecessarily bitchy and rude write-up. Thank God Weaver steered clear of that. Love to see how you’d do as a pre-teen and teen under vicious media scrutiny & pap harassment 24/7.

Also, Ashley Graham.

but what do you eat then

Israel’s West Bank wall, when it’s projected to be finished, is about 300 miles. Of open, flat land. If they want to fence themselves in and live in an armed camp, more power to them. Last time I checked, Mexicans weren’t lobbing rockets across the Rio Grande, and trying to do that on a ten times larger scale was…

Nah, you want to get chippy, I’ll play.

YES! I’m an atheist and it’s so exciting to have a candidate that doesn’t claim to be religious.

What’s scary is that there are so many lunatics running for the Republican nominee that Kasich looks liberal.

When I have to agree with Chris Christie about “how is he behind these fucking fuckers,” you know it’s a crazy as fuck election season.

Chris Christie absolutely wrecked that little shit and I for one could not be happier about it. I hold no high opinions of the NJ governor, but I am sympathetic to his clear “How am I behind these fucking fuckers” angst, and I love the fact that he seems to have destroyed Rubio’s campaign just because he could.

Yay Bernie! I have to admit, I’m pretty excited to see a non-Christian doing so well. As a secular person, I get very tired of presidential candidates having to pass some kind of “churchiness” test.

No, it’s actually much, much worse for women.

Nothing to do with religion? Get fucking serious, please. My god.

It is SO GOOD ALREADY. I’m so happy. Sam Bee is a hero, and this show is looking like it’s going to be everything that Trevor Noah’s Daily Show is failing to follow through on. Now that Jon Stewart is gone, Stephen Colbert is doing a different genre of tv, Trevor Noah is proving himself inadequate to fill Stewart’s…

Damn, mom, you’re doing it wrong.

If you have any experience with this phenomenon—if someone used OKCupid to persuade you to vote Trump, even—please let us know in the comments.

Umm.... so men have to keep their young looks? Is that why Skip Bayless looks like an old shoe? Jason Whitlock? Tony Kornheiser?