i miss ‘i thee dread’ so much :(

So, you have to be pretty in order to be a good actor...?

He deserved one for Wolf Of Wall Street. He was playing a loathsome person but it was a phenomenal performance.

No, he deserved an Oscar for both “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “The Aviator”. If (*coughs*when*coughs*) he wins for the Revenant, I’ll treat this like I treated Denzel Washington’s win for “Training Day”... I’ll pretend he won for one of his better performances (in Denzel’s case, “Malcolm X”).

If her boobs are getting bigger I’d suspect pregnancy before surgery. I don’t really have a lot of opinions on this but I wanted to bump this out of the greys because the comment + username tickled me. Keep ‘em honest on the correct amount of coverage of Beyonce news!

Holy shit GOOSEBUMPS!!! Goosebumps all over my bodyyy! He is so fucking talented.

First, I love Jezebel. And I have to say that even the negative comments about me on this site are much less mean spirited than on the WaPo site. A lot of angry dudes calling me a golddigger, fat, unattractive, wishing me STDs ...I could go on but you get the picture.

Didn't have the security code on the back ;)

Yeah but like people die because of Martin Shkreli being an asshole so other people being an asshole to him is completely justified. Like, she could’ve peed in his $120 tea under the table while he was in the bathroom and that also would’ve been justified.

Clinton and Sanders voted together 93 percent of the time when they were in the Senate (and sometimes when they voted apart, she was the one who took more liberal positions). People should vote for whoever the fuck they want in the primaries, but this “Hillary is practically a Republican/she and Bernie are so far…

When I say that I'll hold my nose and pull the lever for Hillary, this is something I will cite as why. I like The Bern; the opposition is too fucking batshit crazy and evil to fuck around with outliers.

“an unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar”

There’s a 0% chance these guys are not aspiring Christian vloggers.

In retrospect it’s just sad how toxic they were for each other.

Watch soaked in bleach. If she didn't kill him, she was at least a real big cunt.

Spending Christmas in Louisiana I was reminded of how the setting (and cinematography) was such a major component of the creepy in Season 1. Also, bureaucracy isn’t fucking creepy. Give us a good setting, beautifully shot, with a creepy killer, and strong characters that don’t just seem to be in a “who is the most…

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Kim irrationally crying about nothing is one of the best parts of that show. Not that I’d ever admit to watching it non stop for the last few months or anything.