My mom hated signing endless things for school so she taught me how to forge her signature and then made sure that I always signed everything so that we didn’t look suspicious.

Naw, man. We’re pretty fuckin’ far from okay.

I think that if the above is worth noting, then it should also be worth noting that Ciara thought it was a good idea to have a baby with this idiot who has at least 3 other kids and baby mommas, and that she thought it was a good idea to name the poor child Future.

whatever though CiCi, you get that 15k a month.

I hear the best way to win a legal custody battle is to bitch about it on twitter...

Megyn and Shep (mostly Shep, I’ll be honest) are certainly guilty by association, and the horrible shit that comes out of their mouths from time to time is hard to take, because deep down I don’t buy that these motherfuckers actually believe it. They’re just salesmen selling crap to gullible fucking people.

The fact that she’s so hush-hush about her opinion on abortion makes me think she’s pro-choice. Why wouldn’t she be all over that if she was anti-choice?

I’ve been posting Snopes and Factcheck links on grandmas’ posts. One shot back that George Soros owns Factcheck, to which I posted the Factcheck post about how Soros does not own them. That shut her up. No mercy for the grandmas.

Theory: Facebook makes you angry. The republican grandmas I know are on facebook 24/7 and they’re all sharing propaganda with each other. know how you used to get like one conservative chain email a weeks from them? Now they do like 10 a day in the form of fb posts.

Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the Anne Hathaway hate. I would have done the same in her situation. I imagine she felt really violated, but she used it to empower herself and screw over the photographer. Well-played.

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Really, really enjoyed this article. It’s got everything: social observation, declinism, humor, depression, brevity. Great job.

Oh god, the autoplay! All three at once? I thought we were friends?!

I just had some codeine. It’s amazing what two letters can do!

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Britney looks amazing. That just always makes me happy.

not sure if my vagina will ever unclench after reading this

“I tore in three places, requiring over 30 stitches. Pushing that hard for that long apparently wrecks you. Shit got really, really fucked up.”

CHRIST