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The wise Old El Paso Girl would ask why we can’t have both, but then she too realized that love is for suckers and took that payday instead.

“In the end, you can’t eat love.”

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Dang, I wouldn’t mind running into her in the Met. I’m usually there with my art pad, and would probably ask if I can make a quick sketch of her next to a painting or statue or something.

I’m glad they ended up never getting that domanin. Fuck ‘em.

My pencils are made in Germany. Oh my god it’s Nazi graphite. Won’t someone please think of the children?

Hah I’d like to see Starman go to the dealership to get his.

Yeah I don’t understand the thinking here. People who are buying that second Tesla could very well be keeping the first one. Obviously not all, but there’s a good chance that a number are, especially if they have families and want multiple (electric) cars.

They promote you for that.

Well, try lining up headshots with both, and see which one has the bigger body count.

Well no shit that Pokemon is deprived of JP Morgan. I wandered about endlessly and couldn’t find a single goddamn ATM.

Many blessings be upon you.

I know right. I chuckled when I saw it. Oh man I love second languages.

And here I’ve just been hanging them dry and bleeding them out like a sucker. No wonder they only taste like pure terror.

Pffft, yet I wait still for Bustello to come in pod form.

I have to appreciate the irony that the animal that actively cleans itself and chooses to crap in scented gravel is the one less likely to be accepted.

Bless this post. I love animals, but sometimes I don’t wanna be around a poop-dispensing saliva applicator imbued with fur-dank essence in some places.

I look forward to all those news reports of a drunk driver running someone over on the 40th floor of a high rise.

Yeah the design is great, but I guess the biggest beef I have is that the dress is the star of the picture, when it should be the subject of the portrait.

I’m not a fan of the leafy background, but the likeness is spot on, but other than the interesting pattern of the dress, I just don’t like Michelle’s at all. I just don’t feel the muted color works here, and the lack of any real likeness pretty much ruins the rest.