And who can forget that Doctor Doom toots as he pleases.

“It reminded me, unfortunately, of Altered Carbon, a Netflix series that looks cool and has a great premise, but is shallow as a puddle, uninterested in delving below the surface of the cyberpunk aesthetic to actually say much beyond “rich people are bad.”

Old Mangry

And what do they all have in common? They have better internet than I do.

Your Bloodborne and usual pizza place are what The Division and the cheap ass Chinese-Mexican take-out on 7th Ave in Park Slope are to me.

The true fans still play....

*sheds a tear*

Overwatch. That’s one of those games that I see how much fun others have with it but I just have no interest in playing it. I loved TF2 when I was playing that but the idea of going to something similar that looks much better is still just...eh to me.

You’re displaying a classic case of “can never do good”. If they didn’t address the problems, you’d call them out for ignoring all the complaints. They address the problems and you’re calling them out for addressing the complaints.

And EVEN BETTER! The return of secondary Sniper/Shotty + Rockets...

Throw in the Perfect Paradox too!

Now that’s something i would pay for.

It’ll be like Crota’s butthole and Leviathan had a conjoined twin.

“So the next dlc is called Forsaken.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

I like how the Darkblade fight featured a teleporting enemy in a dark room with zero cover, and that fight was FAR less annoying than this one. In fact, Sunless Cell was my favorite strike in D1, while this one is my most hated in Destiny 2.

The Root: “The Beckys can’t get any Beckier.”

This live action King of the Hill reboot is too dark for me. I wonder what she would have done if they were cooking well done steaks.