Man, I long for that day when EA loses the exclusive rights to this IP entirely. A man can dream. 

Um......so am I the only one really interested in the animated films that are actually going to come out of this studio?

This is how I feel about the campaign as well. It’s even better once you get the Ace In The Hole questline done. Those messages left by Cayde really take advantage of the bits of nostalgia Destiny’s built up over time.

What? I think it’s easily one of the best parts. Getting different perks stacked on certain archetypes can suddenly make a meh weapon into a devastating one. Like, rampage and outlaw on a Truth hand cannon is ridiculously good (especially if you’re trying to get the Ace of Spades).  

I hate to say it, but The Witcher 3. I think perhaps the thing that kills my interest so quickly is a double-whammy of disinterest in Geralt’s initial Finding Yennefer quest, and Geralt himself, who I just don’t find that intriguing as a protagonist. The game is so well made and I feel like I should get back into it…

And drastically better, I’d say. Having fusion rifles and shotguns primarily be special ammo weapons makes firefights much more satisfying, especially when dealing with bosses. The new system also squashes the obnoxious Graviton Lance and Vigilance Wing meta, where few other guns could really compete without you or a…

I demand he spend the rest of his working life a night-shift warehouse clerk so that he may be a productive member of society, and never again see the light of day as anything more than a simple everyman on the downward slope of adulthood.

It doesn’t quite say “Rich man’s Ford Probe” like the original does.

I would’ve just put kazoos in the intakes. ZZZZVVVVVVVVV!

To be honest, I don’t really care if it has a fresh message or not. I just want a fun, ginormous narrative-driven pseudo-sandbox to traipse about in and mess with interesting NPC’s. My only real gripe at the moment is the first-person part. I’m just not feeling that part at all, and probably never will.

Yeah I ended up loving the show as well. I just can’t see how it’s shallow.

So I guess this really means that we better get our Selfies With Cayde done before the summer ends. Bonus glimmer if you can work a few in with the Brazzers logo.

I’ll admit that I’m put off by the first-person bit. I always toggled out of that shit in FO4, and would have here if it was an option.

Oh, you’re one of those.

I know I’m supposed to want more newness in terms of weaponry, but I need my Lord of Wolves back. If this is a Reef Madness DLC, I need my fallen-themed superweapons back.

3 motherloving shotguns at once. I can dig it. I’ll just roll with my Hawthorne, Paradox and Tractor cannon.

I always looked forward to that strike during my time in D1. But then I think the whole Dreadnought experience was pretty great in general. It was always kind of a laugh and a thrill when he would start chasing one of the fireteam relentlessly in the final berserker phase in the dark.

Even the Nightfall version of the Darkblade was fun. It’s amazing how that mechanic worked so well there, but is total shit here.

Your flower power is no match for my glower power! Euughhhh

It reminds me of the Summoning Pits nightfall strike in D1 with arc damage. All those boomers made it damn near impossible to complete it and I eventually gave up. The yellow-barred taken scions in this strike are ridiculous, but at least some other strikes are forgiving. Another PITA one is the Exodus Crash strike.…