I noticed that the Heroic strikes just got nigh Nightfall level difficult. The Lake of Shadows strike has so many one-hit kill hazards littered about that our team won by the skin of our teeth.

Didn’t this shitbird have a Sam’s Club aisle to congest or something? What a petty asshole.

She was probably too afraid to ask for something off the grill, then decided “Fuck these folk I’m callin’ the fuzz”.

I know right? Photo mode is ridiculously fun for me. I must’ve taken hundreds of shots of Horizon Zero Dawn by now with how well photo mode works and how gorgeous the settings are.

The only reason I remember the Allante now was because Kelly Bundy was promoting it in an episode of Married with Children.

Oh man I didn’t even realize that gray. It’s like the two-tone paint scheme of KARR from Knight Ryder, without the benefit of actually being evil.

I imagine it would be like that bit in the Flintstones intro where the giant ribs tips their car over.

[insert Nelson laugh]

I always kind of loved the Apu character, especially after the Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart song.

I like to refer to that voice as Diet Batman.

The Hank and Bobby one killed me.

I take it the DLC-specific armor will look like we pried off bits of a warsat and strapped it to our long johns? Well, I’m sure the hunter’s version will at least look cool, but goddamn finding anything that looks good for titans is a pain in the ass as it is, especially with everything having oversized pauldrons. I…

Well, I’d only remove it if we can get Eva Levante back to give us our mother-flippin’ shaders for regular glimmer instead of this silver dust nonsense.

Yeah, pretty much. I’ll be sure to hop on to Warmind the day it comes out, doing the disco dance on an alt-skinned boss alien’s corpse.

Poor Teddy. Even off set, he suffers.

‘Tis a fine Hyundai Santa Fe but it is no Maybach, English.

Ooh there could be a big number when Lagerfeld signs the infernal parchment.

And to think no one shivved him in his sleep. I would have been very tempted, or at least use my electrical kettle as the most brutal wake-up call ever.

Oh who’s surprised? The man did make a pact with Satan back in his 20's so he could gain access to the Malum Indumentis sewing machine.

Old Navy’s got you covered.