When I used a disinfectant, I felt a billion voices cry out in terror, and suddenly silence.

lol canaries don't look like they have a whole lot of meat on them. I guess they're the crawdads of the sky.

Seriously. I really hate these arguments because the two things are not the same in the least.

I wanna see it screaming through the track on a rainy day.

Looks pretty awful. This could have been handled so much better. Now it just looks like someone partially dipped an Aventador in a pool of aftermarket and let it drip dry.

Sheeit I'm playing this and Halo AT THE SAME TIME, SON

No doubt this will be ground zero of the Eugenics War.

He could fertilize a wheat field with that apology.

I have a funny feeling that this car won't be as much of a hassle as one would let on and insanely good value.

Awkward, maybe, but that Escort promo pic only makes me want it more.

I always thought it was fear of acid-blooded aliens.

As tragic as this all has been so far, this photo manages to make it a million times sadder.

Most of the internet is basically a framework comprised of corgis and cats. This was inevitable.

OK I can see your point there. The same thing kind of happened to me when I was being poked to teach an art program for 5th graders. I don't actually have any real formal degree towards art, despite it being my entire life beyond academic, and even have a very long portfolio and even a web gallery, but ultimately it…

The same principle can be applied to skilled labor. Given the lack of a relationship to really know the quality of one's work, all you really have to go by is some kind of official standard to at least give some assurance that the person can do the job. Granted, this is not a 100% guarantee, but it's far better than…

"So leave your murderous rage where it belongs. At home."

Man, that Stutz Bearcat is horronderful.

My grandmother would've taken it right off and said "Ay coño, gives me a headache."

For the longest time I was pretty indifferent toward Bieber and such, but now his existence kind of annoys me. I guess it was only a matter of time.

Yeah I reasoned my way around the geth and EDI too. The reapers' continued existence was never an option, so if it means getting rid of the synthetics I like, then so be it. In the end, the reapers were proven wrong anyway.