But what if the state of your stool is indicative of something not in line with what you googled?

If a sentient species from another world were to decipher these texts, they'd be baffled as to how our species continues to flourish.

lol I probably would've heckled the shit out of anyone who said this to me.

It wouldn't matter who played Catwoman in that movie. It would have still been terrible.

Desperation and denial create an intoxicating elixir that clouds reality.

Gotta have a mighty big thumb to have a nail that spans across the screen.

I prefer to think of them as expression lines.

I refreshed my browser to make sure that the picture rendered properly, but apparently, the Veyron existed in 1998.

One of the things I find most appalling, other than the assault itself, is the fact that her "friends" turned against her too. There's a lot to be said about teaching a kid not to be a weak-minded sidler that joins in on the predatory bullshit early on in life, because it's much too easy for stronger personalities to…

Oh no you're one of those people who adapted to the poison!

Singing Be My Guest and Gaston's song is embarrassing? The hell you say.

I feel as though I'm reaching some kind of prank nirvana here. You have my gratitude, friend.

No doubt these terrorists are going to process it into some kind of weaponized food paste, much like Vegemite, which was originally created to [unsuccessfully] destroy the Aussies.

I find chrome to be a glitchy son of a bitch a lot of the time on it. I ended up going with Rockmelt on my MBP, which, despite the extra stuff built in, seems to run all these things better.

It's not premarital if you had no intention of getting married.

What are you running? The HP desktop I'm using right now is pretty old and weak, and Chrome is a bloated memory hog and it still runs OK. Granted, on Mac, big gifs tend to be torturous on any of the browsers.

I want a mad scientist to play god and engineer one of these guys to stay perpetually a cub so I can love it and hold it and ignore the moral quandary of what's been accomplished.

I always have the time. I had the time to watch it repeatedly since 1993, and will have the time until the universe decides to implode. I even have the time to play the soundtrack while I draw dinosaurs. I'm still astounded by how well the effects held up for 2 decades.

Aaand the magic's gone.

Well, corporate culture is kind of like an elephant graveyard for the soul. To quote a lawyer from the Simpsons: "When will you humans learn that your 'feelings' get in the way of big cash payoffs?"