I love the sound of Ducatis.

Well, this WOULD make my trek across the north wing to the bathroom atop a path made of freshly laid $100 bills more worthwhile.

Unless she's bathing regularly, but not wearing clothes that are clean.

Surprised he never triggered an allergic reaction from anyone. He was just there, with his dirt lines floating all over the place.

The 208 has such a gorgeous profile.

Even with any piracy issues, this just doesn't seem worth it at all for them to bother. The cure would be worse than the disease. Even for those of us who are always connected anyway, it's those inevitable moments when we're disconnected that we'd curse their name for forcing that on the console.

Normally, I'd probably not feel its effect since I have a good internet connection, but there's those instances when my service goes down, and I want to kill time with the console for a while that it would really reveal itself to be a major pain in the ass.

I wouldn't be able to last through 6 consoles. I probably would've given up by the 2nd or 3rd.

See you in hell, curly letters.

Fool me once...

The Super 7 is a bit too spartan.

Eh, no Peg. *toilet flush*

He was bound to snap.

They sure can!

Blech, why would anyone go to Trenton?

O Internets, I call upon thee for knowle....oh...

For that kind of money, I'd just go for the Porsche, because Porsche.

Though the wording doesn't really suggest that at all, that would not really sound better.

You're supposed to use the weight-shift steering method.

Oh god the steering wheel's come off!

Don't panic! Everyone fling your weight to the right. Left! Right! Timmy hang out the window!

Daddy I'm scared.

Or they're out drinking with them, because their marriage is awwwesome.