You can get acid from automotive supplies.

Anyone who says that needs to observe these pitch-perfect words of wisdom.

And this is why I always maintain that this idea's grip is doomed to loosen completely. There has never been a single, logical argument against it. It's based on an age-old stigma that is slowly chipping away, because younger people are less likely to care or be perturbed by seeing a gay couple, or even a gay couple…

Eva, you know what. I thought long and hard about this, but I think I hate the Jews.

Remember when we held the telephone with two hands? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Actually, that tends to be the source of bigotry.

The problem with these sorts of hypothetical questions is that there's still no real way of knowing which way a person would turn. Sure, someone like Boehner would probably be unaffected, being a stubborn old politician, but his answer doesn't make him more principled; it just illustrates that the question itself was…

I am Jeremy's gout.

Ah so another Ted Haggard? I am Jack's total lack of surprise.

This is why I love the Old Spice commercials.

Yeah I think that in the end, the Android logo is my favorite aspect of Android lol

I gotta agree with you about the Escort. Nothing else really catches my eye like that little blue and white jewel.

It's related to Durdenism, which is the impulse to simply let go of the wheel and let the car drift off the lane.

Yeah having that in there is kind of nice. Doesn't matter if it doesn't have an engine. People like gauges and spinning things with lights.

E-up. E-up. Eee-up. Dangolvolkswagen e-up.

Fizzy water is now my salvation. It was my proverbial patch for soda.

Yeah but sparkling water is pretty different anyway. I'm pretty sure my version of heaven would have Pellegrino coming out of the tap. Not the shower though, because I'm pretty sure that would feel awful.

lol

I've favored a big glass jug in the fridge. I'm surprised the shelf hasn't collapsed lol

It's interesting to think that at any given time, only 3% of water on earth is actually fresh, and a much smaller fraction of that is actually potable. The water war is upon us. Quantum of Solace was right!