I don't think it would be unreasonable for the judge to have the bailiff whack their peepees.

Don't spill your aquarium!

When I last took a trip up to Montreal via Greyhound, the driver told everyone in the first few rows to turn off their cell phones, because he claimed that they interfere with the radio. Being the stubborn oaf that I am, I ignored his request, and just an hour outbound, we careened into a ditch and my head was severed…

I'm pretty sure if I fall asleep they won't shake me awake.

I love Koreazoology.

I keep forgetting that this thing has its engine in the middle.

lol I love this picture.

Something that actually gives you information I'd be down for.

Horse had the best expressions.

Oh, the glory of burner accounts.

Though I don't think the scenes are necessarily related, I think he does put the suits into self-destruct mode, seeing as how they're being detonated in sequence and from the inside.

I dunno I've been going to Montreal since I was a kid, and I think it's nice. But then it's possible that I'm simply not nice myself.

I wouldn't say that it livens up the view, because you know it's fake. I'd rather just look at the uninteresting view for a while and wait for something that's actually outside the window, or just watch a movie.

jetBlue needs to put some on its aircraft to look like there's a monster on the wing.

Then they'll discover that this man has actually been wearing John McAfee's transplanted skin, and the real McAfee is now a 70 year old woman living it up in Brazil.

Funny it really does seem like a decent enough bag, though I don't know how good the PVC tubing with bricks inside would look in person. That seller seems to have a set of Angry Birds LEGO ornaments for $120. Kinda crazy, especially since they're glued together.

OBJECTION!

Yeah that one looks off. The shoulder just seems a bit out of place.

They're of Oompa Loompa descent, and I would thank you to be kind about it.

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