I don't know a whole lot about ruggedized PC's, but I'm pretty sure that raw power is not at the top of its list of priorities, given what they seem to be designed for.

Gizmodo typically covers the range of electronics from basic home kit to stuff that most of us could never afford, or find much reason to use.

I'm starting to suspect that people are taking this seriously.

I don't see where the author is really passing this thing off as a computer you'd want to use at home like a regular system, unless the bottle of Mountain Dew comment counts.

Not a fan of Muse, I take it?

I guess it really depends on whether or not you consider a supercar "pure" whether or not it has the paddle shift system.

And thus the Puss & Pooch Peace Treaty was finally broken.

If the phone gets a call you might die.

I remember a professor giving me this analogy. I can't remember what he was professor of, but I sure hope it wasn't science.

That kid with the glasses is clearly the Air Marshall.

I know, which is why I love the irony.

Is it strange to both envy and pity that person?

Seems easy enough to take a screen cap while keeping your finger on the display.

They do when playing my favorite Muse album.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!

I was kind of wondering why my Mayan antivirus software stopped updating.

Not true. I once saw someone drop a box with a playstation in it and it turned into a box full of Rollys.

Goddammit. I guess I can turn this paintshaker off.

Each lens is hand-picked from the eyeballs of a luck dragon.

If you put a box of iPod parts in a paintshaker, you have a 1 in a million shot that it will rearrange the components into an iPhone.